| Odd Facts about ME |
| DO YOU SNORE?: | Mostly not |
| LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: | I'm good at both. |
| WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: | Being eaten alive by cybernetic ninja monkies. It's a very real, very serious danger. |
| AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: | Yes. And destroyer. And rebuilder. |
| WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: | Brilliant Idea. TV shows are dirt cheap to make now. |
| DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: | uh.... no? |
| WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: | I wasn't terribly vain then and didn't spend alot of time in the mirror. |
| HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: | non-existant. I'm not single, you presumptuous genius. In fact, most people taking this survey likely are not single. |
| WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: | Blood Blood blood! Kill kill kill, with the cold sharp steel! |
| DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: | heh ask me where I DON'T sing. |
| HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: | No. My aunt becky did though. |
| ANY SECRET TALENTS?: | I'm exceptionially untalented, but no one realizes it. Hence my secret talent. |
| WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: | Good question. |
| HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: | I've eaten entire schools of fish worth of sushi. |
| HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: | No. Almost did once, confusing it with "Donnie Brosco" |
| DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: | I give more then a darn. I give hydrocarbons, CFCs, and various other emission to fight the ozone threat! |
| HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: | According to the cartoon owl, 3 licks plus one bite. |
| CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: | I don't know and I likely never will because I'm not really going to try. Can you count backwards from infinite? |
| HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: | No. I have been inside a few. |
| ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: | Like most matter, the temperature of a given speedo will be relative to the ambient temperature taking into account the time required for equalization. |
| WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: | Hunt early and often. |
| IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: | Yes. And present. And even some of my past. |
| DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: | No. We used to have a thing going on, but it just wasn't putting out so I had to cut the relationship short. Now I only type. |
| WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: | Like wasps and stuff. |
| WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": | This morning I think. But I'm not very awake in the morning so I don't remember exactly what I said. |
| IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: | I didn't even realize he was alive the first time around through. I never heard of him till he dies. So unless he dies again soon, I can't tell ya. |
| DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: | No. |
| HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: | a little bit wet. |
| ARE BLONDES DUMB?: | They can be. But so can bald people. And burnettes. |
| WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: | I think fly from red hot chili peppers showed the entire world where they end up. |
| WHAT TIME IS IT?: | Time to die, mr. Bond! |
| DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: | Spoon |
| IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: | No, but neither is it particularly great. |
| WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: | Um like 10 minutes ago. |
| DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: | Showers |
| IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: | What do you mean? As a marketing concept absolutely. As an immortal fat old man in a red suit delivering presents? No. |
| ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: | Ha! No. I prefer the dark. I've disocvered that when you become the "scary thing in the dark" then you got nothign to worry about. Dark is friend. |
| WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: | Quite a few things. Too many to list. Are video games an addiction? I hear not. |
| CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: | Creamy. |
| HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: | I don't think so. |
| HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: | Just once |
| IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: | Free drugs! Now you are talking. Man why they gotta charge for that? |
| ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: | Yes but only 2. |
| HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: | No. |
| WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: | They very. Blue, grey, or green. |
| WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: | Not sure. Not that it hasn't happened, but I can't remember |
| DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: | Hell ya! |
| WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: | Another nice presumptuous question. No ones. |
| ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: | No. |
| HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: | No. |
| DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: | No. |
| CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: | No. |
| DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: | Yes! love it! |
| DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: | No. |
| DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: | You mean sleight of hand? Or the card game? |
| IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: | Depends on who you ask. |
| YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: | Divorce? That's just stories they tell kids! Everyone knows the female eats the male after the first baby. Divorce is not necessary in modern society. |
| CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: | No. I also lack the child molesting skills of Michael Jackson. I guess I'll just never be white glove worthy. |
| DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: | Hah. An interesting line of questioning. |
| WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: | Thai. It actually was not good today. |
| DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: | No. |
| DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: | Oh man, this is another high school survey isn't it? Yes. As I've been telling people (obviously the message has not gotten out) I like my wife, nay LOVE my wife very much. |
| WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: | Route 46 automall! We make buying fun AND easy! |
| DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: | Is that a store or something? I guess that's a no. |
| FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: | Sonata arctica maybe? |
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